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About Us

Generally, your business website should have an "About Us" page, or something similar. The home page of your website should be designed with a brief overview of what your business offers, the services it provides and the products it sells. The About Us website page should tell visitors about your people, their experience and their expertise. When someone is looking at a website, the only criteria they have to judge you by is the quality and content of your website. So if they are looking for a doctor, they'd likely want to read about the staff doctors you have and what their specialities are, before booking an appointment.

This website page is an example of what you may do with your About Us design. Its very simple, but clean and readable.  Generally, you only want to move to a higher level of graphical design for those business types that require visual impressiveness.

Non-Existent Doctors

Our non-existent doctors, for a non-existent doctors' website have over 70 years of combined medical practice experience. Each of our doctors carry at least one specialist area of practice, as well as the general practice that most people require.

Meredith Grey: Pediatrics

Meredith Grey is from the TV show "Grey's Anatomy" and most certainly does not practice real medicine. If she did however, she we would be a full time staff doctor with "We're Not Real Doctors" (this website), specialising in pediatric care. With over 15 years of general and pediatric experience, Meredith is the doctor to see if your children are unwell, or simply need routine checkups.

Aside from this, Meredith looks has a slightly crooked smile that will make even the most standoffish child feel welcome and comfortable.
Doctor Meredith Grey

Doctor Derek Shepherd

Derek Shepherd: Psychiatric Care

Another doctor from Grey's Anatomy, Derek Shepherd does not specialist in psychiatric care, or any medical practice for that matter. His experience spans 20 years of general and psychiatric practice with patients of all ages. Derek is an accredited expert in relation to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) patients and victims of violent acts generally.

He also has a very tangled relationship with Dr Meredith Grey, which is generally very sweet, but very confusing.

Gregory House : Diagnostics and Sarcasm

A different show (House MD) and a different doctor, Gregory House specialises in diagnostics - the practice of diagnosing patients when they are suffering from an obscure illness, or a combination of diseases that are not easily diagnosable. With over 30 years specialising in diagnostics, Dr House is arguably the most experienced and successful diagnostician in the country.

Greg also specialises in sarcasm and egocentric behaviour. We recommend seeing Dr House only when absolutely necessary.
Doctor Gregory House

Doctor Allison Cameron

Allison Cameron: Pre/Post Natal & Natal Surgery

Also from the TV show House MD, Allison Cameron specialises in pre and post natal care, along with all specialist surgery procedures related to pregnancy. More than 15 years in the natal field means that Dr Allison Cameron has a second-to-none level expertise across the entire field, from initial concept, to birth and beyond; no matter what occurs during your pregnancy, Doctor Cameron has the answers...and solutions.

Her caring nature and warm approach will make even the most stressed and distressed mother feel comfortable, safe and looked after.
 

Doctors, Care and Waiting Room


You are always in the best of hands with our fictitious doctors and our staff are specifically trained to treat children. Each doctor keeps complete records of all their patients and seeing the same doctor each time means you'll never re-explain a thing.

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3789 Non-Existent Highway
BRISBANE QLD  4000
(07) 9999 9999

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